Time Vampires

I’m not sure if real vampires do exist or not, but the corporate world has successfully created a special breed of vampires: time vampires. These creatures can only exist if they eat somebody else’s time. At least 8 hours a day, so it can justify a pay check. So it will eat one hour of your time, 2 hours of somebody else’s time, and so on, until it can complete a full working day. That’s how pointless meetings, multiple reporting of the same thing, standups, dailies, grooming and all that shit was invented. The very moment they won’t be able to eat somebody else’s time, the magic spell won’t work anymore and everybody will see them in all their incompetence. Weiterlesen →

Neues vom Winnie… ;)

Eben machte mich ein Kollege darauf aufmerksam, das es am schwarzen Brett der Firma einen Winnie zu kaufen gäbe. Meine Neugier war natürlich geweckt, also habe ich sofort mal nachgesehen. Was soll ich sagen, passt… … Weiterlesen →